Nothing is ever fucking good enough for you.

iffem:

shots fired in the beverage fandom

I speak fluent sarcasm.

(via nakedly)

(Source: realizes)

tyleroakley:

Shit got too real.
Me: Love spelled backwards is evol.
Mermaid Man: EEEEVVVVIIIIIIIiLLLll?!?!?
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